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Melissa J

Author, Artist, Angry at Lewis Hamilton's earrings

Oh hey! I have an art tumblr! check out melissajmassey.tumblr.com

Oh hey, I have a webcomic too! Vatican Assassins!

Sep 30 '14

johaxnnamason:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:

"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"

THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE

AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM

NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE

Sep 30 '14

nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

(Source: therealfangirl)

Sep 30 '14

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

Sep 30 '14

STOP SCROLLING

rogue-0f-breath:

v-for-valkyr:

creepypasta-reader:

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

But really please don’t do things like this

sounds like someone got sent to ETERNAL SKELETON HELL

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FREAKING FAST I REBLOGGED IT I SAW A //SKELETON// WITH A //SLASHING KNIFE// I JUST SAID OH HECK NO AND REBLOGGED IT UMDER 3 SECONDS I DIDNT EVEN READ THE TEXT

Sep 30 '14

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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Sep 30 '14

merlins-superwholock:

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

with himself

(Source: how-ood)

Sep 30 '14
mclaren-soul:

Ain’t nobody got time for pictures, how do we open the champagne?!!

mclaren-soul:

Ain’t nobody got time for pictures, how do we open the champagne?!!

Sep 30 '14

deer-dork:

kineko-fab:

0-memento-mori-0:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YEAH!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YES

Sep 30 '14

rosejanenoble:

mindlessgonzojam:

that-random-romanian:

By Thomas Sanders

No exceptions.

All of the timing in this video is flawless.

(Source: that-spooky-random-romanian)

Sep 30 '14
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tonic-in-the-rain:

doebabe:

the more you look at this gif the more it moves

tonic-in-the-rain:

doebabe:

the more you look at this gif the more it moves

(Source: lamorbidezza)

Sep 30 '14
mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
katzenkinder?
literally: “cat children”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGEDO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BATIT’S FLEDERMAUSFLUTTER-MOUSEHOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
DUDELSACK
doodle sack
seriously
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 
I love German.

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE

DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT

IT’S FLEDERMAUS

FLUTTER-MOUSE

HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

Sep 30 '14

(Source: vivrearia)

Sep 30 '14

"Hitachi Seaside Park is a sprawling 470 acre park located in Hitachinaka, Ibaraki, Japan, that features vast flower gardens including millions of daffodils, 170 varieties of tulips, and an estimated 4.5 million baby blue eyes (Nemophila). The sea on blue flowers blooms once annually around April in an event referred to as the “Nemophila Harmony.”

"Hitachi Seaside Park is a sprawling 470 acre park located in Hitachinaka, Ibaraki, Japan, that features vast flower gardens including millions of daffodils, 170 varieties of tulips, and an estimated 4.5 million baby blue eyes (Nemophila). The sea on blue flowers blooms once annually around April in an event referred to as the “Nemophila Harmony.”

(Source: wasbella102)